More weird search strings that led to my blog

It’s been awhile since this post so it’s time for an update to the weird search strings that led to my blog. I do get a lot of mundane searches for things like “Iraq” and “Qassam” or “biological weapons,” but here are some interesting ones collected in the past few weeks. Oy!

controlling your thought
chemical bowel control - I’m not even gonna ask.
how to make household knockout gas - I certainly hope you live alone.
im 16 and my urine stinks - stop eating asparagus!
e. coli conspiracy theorists
paranoia medication at chemist
small chemical rockets
fake juicy phone covers - huh?
acetylcholinesterase inhibitors weapon
toxoplasma conspiracy - I don’t know but it sounds interesting.
ICP-AES polonium
why are strange things happeing to me - because it’s just a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world.

One Response

  1. Ha! I save and post mine, too. This month’s most worrying entry is “cat ate poinsettia.” Geez, I don’t know…pick it up by its back legs and crack it like a whip?

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